DANG!!! I finally give in and agree that I should once more attempt to jump thru the hoops involved in becoming a sub in another nearby school district (not something I am crazy about doing and a district that I previously had much trouble contacting and dealing with) and what happens? They move the office! I really feel like someone out there is telling me to give this whole thing up!! But I refuse. I am going to find that district office and I am going to fill out their rediculous application papers and I am going to schedule an orientation and NOBODY (omnipotent or not) is going to stop me. So there. I didn't go thru what I went thru yesterday for nothing. DANG.