Human: (running around cleaning house for the arrival of the in-laws) These cabinet doors are always being left open! (Shuts door.)

2 Minutes later

Human is still putting things away. She goes to pick up a paper from near the cabinet.
Cabinet Door: Bump, bump.
Human: (confused) Hello?
Queen of the World: (looking worried and a bit put out) Meep. [This of course, translates into "You just ruined a very good nap."]
Human: I'm sorry! Here, I'll put it back the way it was.
Queen of the World: (climbing out of the cabinet) Squeak, meep. Meep, mrowrl. [translation - "I don't think I trust you! Go about your business. I will just sit right here looking insulted."]

Oops. : )