Too Long?

Someone referred to the "I'm a ____ and I vote." bumper stickers. This is the one I want...

I'm a
fiscally conservative,
enviromentally conscious,
socially responsible,
vegetarian,
agnostic,
thirty-something,
cynical,
folk-music listening,
open-minded,
pet owning,
married,
home-owning,
literate,
self-respecting,
commuting,
hopeful,
entrepeneurial,
female,
technologically capable,
pacifist,
American
educator
and I vote.

I think I need a bigger bumper. :) Who are YOU?