At http://brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html you can put in your name and find out what it would stand for if you were a cyborg. I laughed at the one for Mikey. Thanks, Joie!

M.I.C.H.A.E.L.: Mechanical Intelligent Construct Hardwired for Assassination and Efficient Learning
M.I.K.E.Y.: Machine Intended for Killing and Efficient Yardwork
S.O.L.A.N.G.E.: Synthetic Obedient Lifeform Assembled for Nullification and Galactic Exploration
S.O.L.E.E.: Synthetic Obedient Lifeform Engineered for Exploration