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"Am I the only one who questions that Cinderella was the ONLY girl in the kingdom with that particular shoe size?"

"Blood is thicker than water. But the goldfish don't seem to like it as much."

"Have you noticed how great escalators are? They never break down. They just turn into stairs."

"Would a slinky on an escalator just keep going forever?"

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