Internal Conversation

Body: Whoo hoo! It's Friday, it's Friday!
Brain: Nope. It's only Wednesday.
(slight pause)
Body: But...this is the third day of work. Tomorrow I get to sleep in.
Brain: I'm telling you, it's only Wednesday. You work tomorrow.
(slightly longer pause)
Body: But...but...
Brain: If you would just READ the memos I send you...we're on special assignment this week.
Body: I don't remember volunteering for this mission.
Brain: Yeah, well, you were volunteered. Get over it.
Body: (sulks quietly)
Brain: Big baby. Sheesh.