We're In Trouble Now

Our Bonsai has this facination with drinking water from the sink. Any sink. He has learned over time that the water comes out when we turn that round thing nearby. Lacking opposable thumbs, he is forced to proclaim his need for running water loudly and with much repetition, especially during the middle of the night. Until last night. Last night, he accidentally (I hope) managed to turn on the fan in the bathroom. I am terrified that he will make the connection between the running fan (or...gasp...lights!) and the rising of human bodies from the bed. This could be bad.