I consider myself a moderate to conservative dresser. I don't feel comfortable showing off most parts of my body. But even I would be in trouble according to the Liberty University Dress Code standards. Click on "next slide" to see the whole lecture. It includes mannequins modeling appropriate and inappropriate clothing. You know you want to look.

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Update: Yes, there IS a Men's Dress Code. It's not quite as elaborate and the models are real live men instead of those scary mannequins.