Things I Never Though I Would Say

In Front Of My Class:

"When I was in high school, we used to pass a note telling everyone to drop our books at the same time when we had a sub."

And then I demonstrated it.

Of course, this was prefaced and followed by the words "You should never, ever do this. It is bad and wrong." I still think I am going to a special level of hell reserved for people who tell kids how to torture their subs. At least I didn't tell them about the coughing at the same time bit. Or the sticking your pencils into the ceiling trick.