As I was falling asleep last night I was thinking about the fact that I have yet to experience an earthquake. It would just be peachy keen if I could experience my first in a 2 story building with two little boys sleeping in the next room. Then I was wondering what you are supposed to do in an earthquake on the second story of a building - stand in a doorway or hide under a table like normal or get your butt downstairs as quickly as possible? Then I realized that it was probably a moot point. By the time I got the boys up and in any kind of shape for listening and following directions the quake would be over and we could head outside.

I was actually able to fall asleep after this inner dialogue.