HEE HEE HEE...Joie posted the funniest joke in America not too long ago...Mikey found a link to the funniest jokes of many countries and shared it with me. For those of you (like me) who aren't fond of following links I share with you the ones that I like best...

from England
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home, Dad. You're drunk." (I wanna know...why weasels?)

from Scotland
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. (Wasn't this one of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts on SNL?)

from Germany
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it." (Very clever, indeed!)

from Belgium
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. (This is a country of sick, sick people! I like it!)

from Canada
When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, scientists spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. (Why are they picking on us? But I notice they aren't saying what THEY used? take THAT you mean Canadians!)

from Wales
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast." (That one's for you, Amy!)