My cousin was recently talking about a phone commercial encouraging you to buy the "silence" option for your phone...effectively stopping your phone from ringing. Something that you wouldn't have to worry about if you didn't have a phone. I heard a new Tom Petty song (something about The Last DJ?) that made me think of her...

"the man upstairs wants to see
how much you'll pay
for something you used to get for free"

Or something like that...I only heard it once and it was a long day...