Dear Weatherman,

I understand that we are often suffering from droughts in this area of the world. I also understand that it technically IS the rainy season. I was just wondering if maybe we could get one day...heck, even half a day...of pure, unadulterated sunshine sometime soon. My batteries are running low and I am in danger of serious malfunction if they don't get recharged soon. Might I suggest spreading the downpours out? One a week during the winter months would be perfect. Anything to avoid a repeat of the solid week of rain we are currently "enjoying".

Longing for some dry heat,
Soleil