So. Joanie was asking for some good kid jokes for her son to be telling because everyone, including the boy himself, was tired of the ones he already knew. There were some really funny ones suggested. Here are my favorites. Share them with a kid.
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What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Why did the cat tickle the mouse before he ate him?
He wanted a happy meal!
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What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
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Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left him.
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Why can't you pick your nose with these two fingers? (Hold up any two of your fingers.)
Because they're MINE!!
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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's shoe.
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What do you call a bull taking a nap?
Bulldozer
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What happens when you dial 116?
An upside ambulance comes to your house.
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A duck walks into a department store and buys a tube of chapstick. The clerk asks if it will be cash or charge and the duck says, "Quaack, just put it on my bill."
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