I had the strangest dream. Then Mikey interpreted it for me and it made so much more sense. The groundhog fetching the beer for the guy was actually reality television presenting environmental issues to the average viewer. Of course, the groundhog doesn't WANT to fetch the beer, so it had to be forced into it by the ferocious alligator. The alligator is employment, more specifically - MY employment. Education. I don't want the groundhog near me, but I do want it to bring a beer to the guy. And the alligator gets that done. And of course, the cameo of the twins from my high school represented a transition. Because something ALWAYS represents a transition.

Or something like that. Dreams are wierd.