I saw a funny ad on The Chappelle Show about a stenographer for your house. I like that idea. I want a stenographer here recording everything that is said so that when I want to post about it, I can just have him/her read it back to me. There was a very amusing conversation that occured this morning before rising that would have been hilarious here. But I can't even begin to remember what was so funny about it now. Damn that stenographer.