Monday, July 05, 2004

Things I Learned While Waiting in the Movie Theater Lounge

1. Cingular (cell phones) have an ad that looks like a movie poster. It fooled me for a little while.

2. Low cut jeans may look good from the front, but from the back they just make your butt look short and fat.

3. Nothing says "I don't wash my hands" quite like walking out of the bathroom and across the lobby while you are still zipping your pants. (On a side note: When I told Mikey about this, he related his story of seeing a guy come of of the stall with his pants still down around his knees. These people must have been here for a GREAT movie!)

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